The following is purely a joke and an assignment for my class to understand propaganda techniques.
Long have we heard stories of the tooth fairy coming into the houses of small children taking their freshly lost teeth and replacing them with dollars and quarters. First isn’t it strange even somewhat disturbing that he collects teeth, only children’s teeth I might add. What about elderly people who lose their teeth why don’t they get a visit from the tooth fairy? A coincidence I think not!
Has it accord to you that this “person” is breaking and entering. The tooth fairy has 32 opportunities per child! To enter someone’s home how do we know he’s not taking more than what he came for? He leaves money under kids pillows where does he get this money has he stolen a federal bank bill printer has he stolen money from banks or is he taking money from children’s piggy banks, All good questions. Here we have someone who breaks into people’s houses, collects teeth, and seems to have mysteriously acquired a large sum of money, strange isn’t it?
All over the dentist’s office there are posters of this “Tooth Fairy” or more appropriately Tooth Bandit! Are the dentist’s offices of the world in league with the Fairy pretending to promote dental hygiene when they are really plotting to take every ones teeth away? If there are no teeth food can’t be eaten and if food can’t be eaten then people will starve which leads me to believe that the dental industry led by the tooth Fairy is hoarding food. Does this master mind know something we don’t?
The dental industry could be providing him with money to fund is sick hobby if so they are just as involved as the Fairy himself. Do we want this freaks henchmen sticking their hands in our kids mouths? Have you ever really thought about what they’re doing in there they could be installing implants in your innocent children’s teeth. Have you ever actually watched the dentist closely?
Does the Fairy think because he has been celebrated for years that doesn’t have to follow the law? This is the biggest tooth heist in the history of history and I urge you people to not stand for this and say NO to the scheme of the FAIRY!!!
'Has it accord to you that this “person” is breaking and entering.' accord???
ReplyDelete' He leaves money under kids pillows where does he get this money has he stolen a federal bank bill printer has he stolen money from banks or is he taking money from children’s piggy banks, All good questions.' Run on sentence.
'The dental industry could be providing him with money to fund is sick hobby if so they are just as involved as the Fairy himself.' another run on sentence.
'....years that doesn’t have to follow the law?' I think you need a 'he' in there somewhere. Over all, really good post!
Haha! Tooth bandit. I love it. I may have to introduce my son to your blog. We're unschooling in England, and I'm pretty sure he will be inspired by the blog posts from you and others doing your class. Keep up the good work!
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